Nate Bargatze is a very funny guy. He fills arenas with his humorous stories about real life. His popularity continues to grow with people who prefer “clean comedy.”
Clean comedy can be described as humor that avoids explicit or offensive content. It typically excludes profanity, sexual references, and crude jokes, making it suitable for a wide audience, including family gatherings.
I am also known for clean comedy at my house. The small venue is the perfect size for my family to hide me from the masses.
I do not do a stand-up routine of embellished stories. I just mess up my clean-ups! I fill the family gatherings with unintended comedic moments of poor management and pure embarrassment.
Picture the contrast: Nate Bargatze, the king of clean comedy, walks onto the stage with his signature grin and a cup of coffee, ready to share tales of everyday life.
Nate’s comedy is so clean, you could eat off it. He is the guy who can make a joke about buying a mattress feel like a grand adventure without ever uttering a single curse word. His secret? Observations so relatable that you find yourself thinking, “Does he live in my house?”
He talks about misunderstandings with his wife, awkward moments with his dad, and everyday mysteries like why hotels tuck the sheets so tight. Nate’s punchlines are gentle, never mean, and always hilarious—leaving the audience giggling and nodding in agreement.
Meanwhile, in a parallel universe—or maybe just the kitchen area—Rex is about to embark on his own version of “clean comedy.”
I decided it was finally time to impress my wife by tackling the one household chore she does very well but now struggles with because of her limited strength: cleaning the kitchen floor.
I started with confidence. I stared at her new Swiffer WetJet Floor Spray Mop Cleaner designed to make cleaning better with less effort. I would have had better ideas on how to operate it if it had been a spaceship from Mars.
Who needs instructions? This is war. The new mop was ready for the challenge. Mano a mano.
“Mano a mano” is a Spanish phrase that translates to “hand to hand.” It typically refers to a one-on-one confrontation whether in combat, debate, athletics, or any competitive kitchen scenario.
This was Mano a Mop-o!
One of us was going to mop the floor with the other one in this tug-of-war.
I poured a generous amount—okay, maybe half the bottle—of extra-strength floor cleaner into the attached container. More soap–more sparkle.
One of my mom’s signature sarcastic statements was, “If a little does good, then a lot does better.”
The music from “The Eye of the Tiger” blasted in my mind. Soon I would be singing, “We are the Champions! We are the Champions…of the world.”
I pushed the squirt button and started the attack on the kitchen tiles.
Within minutes, the floor was covered in a thick, foamy lather. I danced with the mop, spinning and sliding, channeling my inner rock star personality as I performed the cha-cha portion of the routine in front of the stove.
As I moonwalked past the fridge, my sock slipped on the suds. Flailing and falling, I tried to grab the countertop for balance, only to knock over a fruit basket of apples and a large bowl of chips, which covered the soapy battlefield like bowling balls rolling over broken glass.
I attempted a heroic leap to avoid them but landed with a SPLAT in the middle of the sudsy chaos. The mop flew from my hands, landing perfectly upright in the dog’s water bowl, which promptly tipped over and joined the flood.
My grandkids would have loved playing in the new splash zone.
At that exact moment, my wife walked in to what looked like an abstract art project. Ironically, it was one of the few times she has been speechless in our marriage. Her Olympic-level self-control was a paragon of patience while facing a kitchen catastrophe.
She stared at her husband sprawled on the floor, covered in bubbles, the kitchen looking like a disaster zone, and the dog happily licking up sudsy water.
I smiled and said that I probably needed a break.
She handed me a Kit-Kat candy bar.
The #1 Textbook declares, “There is a time to laugh” (Ecclesiastes 3:4). This was not the time. Thankfully, it was also not the “time to kill.”
Please pray for my wife. She does not have enough strength to run away.
The Moral of the Story: Whether your comedic style is stand-up or stand-back-and-watch-the-chaos, remember there is more than one way to do clean comedy, and both can be hilarious.
Sometimes you just need to laugh … and bring flowers!
I am thankful Jesus knows how to clean up my messy life. And He does it with so much joy!
Life can often feel messy—filled with mistakes, regrets, broken relationships, and burdens we cannot shake. The good news of the gospel is that Jesus meets us in the middle of our mess and offers to make us new.
“All of us have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God” (Romans 3:23). Our lives get messy because of sin and self-centeredness—our own and that of others. This mess can look like guilt, shame, addiction, anger, or brokenness.
Jesus did not keep His distance from messy people. Throughout the Gospels, He ate with tax collectors, touched lepers, and forgave sinners (Mark 2:15-17; Luke 7:36-50). He comes to us not when we have it all together, but when we are at our lowest mess.
He searched and found the outcast Legion, the soap-opera Samaritan woman, the scandalous woman caught in adultery. He loved them. He welcomed them to be firsthand observers of his cleaning process, full and dirt-free.
Jesus’ death on the cross was God’s answer to our mess. “If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness” (1 John 1:9).
Through faith in Jesus, our sin-stained self-centered lives are washed clean.
Jesus does not just tidy up the surface. He transforms us from the inside out. “If anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation. The old has passed away; behold, the new has come” (2 Corinthians 5:17).
Even after coming to Jesus, life can still be messy. But now, we have His Spirit to help us grow, change, and stay clean. That comes with a promise not a new mop. “He who began a good work in you will bring it to completion” (Philippians 1:6).
Jesus specializes in cleaning up messy lives. No sin is too great, no situation too broken. He forgives, transforms, and gives us hope for a new, cleaner future.
WHATEVER YOU GIVE TO GOD … HE TAKES.
WHATEVER GOD TAKES … HE CLEANS UP.
WHATEVER GOD CLEANS UP … HE USES FOR HIS GLORY.
Application:
- Trust that Jesus is not afraid of your mess.
- Bring your struggles, sins, and regrets to Him in prayer.
- Accept His forgiveness and allow Him to clean you and change you.
- Walk daily with Him, letting His Spirit guide and empower you.
Jesus LIVES in you to LEAD you to others He intends to LOVE through you.
Sometimes it might even look like Clean Comedy.































