I FACE-PLANTED A WATERMELON

Face-plant—to fall suddenly and face-first, often resulting in an embarrassing situation. Have you ever thought or dreamed about becoming a writer? My mother was a high school and college English teacher. She taught writing skills. She wrote occasional newspaper and magazine articles. She wrote her books on the hearts of her students. Her most notedContinue reading “I FACE-PLANTED A WATERMELON”

DISCOMBOBULATED: OUT OF ORDER

DISCOMBOBULATED. I woke up one morning this week thinking about the word, “discombobulated.” DISCOMBOBULATED. I could not shake the thought. What in the world happened? Now this is how I imagine my mind works. There are two marbles rolling around in my head. One left brain marble and one right brain marble. Every once inContinue reading “DISCOMBOBULATED: OUT OF ORDER”

The Third Annual Hot Dog Eating Contest and the Mystery of the Missing Cheese Nachos

(Back by popular demand every baseball season…)   Take me out to the ball game,                                                                                 Continue reading “The Third Annual Hot Dog Eating Contest and the Mystery of the Missing Cheese Nachos”

OOPS! I WAS WRONG! (or is that Fake News?)

Customer Service Headaches! I have documented my frustrations several times. This one has a different resolution. It was shocking! My exasperation with poor customer service usually involves the normal ruin-my-day suspects…phone companies and insurance agencies. Occasionally, a food provider messes up big time. This week, it was my bank. I do not need to elaborateContinue reading “OOPS! I WAS WRONG! (or is that Fake News?)”